Ok people I will performing in the show mentioned below, I will be singing and playing with fire. So you should come and see :D




Devised by the second year students, Strangers in the Light is a film noir inspired variety show that cleverly explores the unique and unpredictable, with sinister strangers whom will have you intrigued. Who are they, where have they come from and what are they doing in this strange city?

The show will include a wide range of Circus such as Aerial's, juggling, hula hoops, illusions, stilt walking and fire. There will also be some puppetry and musical performances.

Tickets are $12 (full price) or $8 (concession) and are available through “The Age 2008 Melbourne Fringe Festival.”

The shows are from the 8th to the 11th of October, (Wednesday Thursday, Friday and Saturday respectively). All Shows start at 8pm, excluding the Saturday Matinee (11th of October) which starts at 2pm.

How to book:
Phone bookings: 9660 9666
Internet bookings: http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/season/2008/show/222/

So for your calender, those dates are:
Wed 8/10/08, 8pm
Thur9/10/08, 8pm
Fri 10/10/08, 8pm
Sat 11/10/18, 2pm and 8pm

Unlike previous shows you may have seen by this group, you cannot just book (or not book!) and pay at the door, you must book AND pre-pay via the Melbourne Fringe Fest.

For online bookings, visit the above link. Then click the "BUY" button (under the dates etc on the right). You will then be re-directed to an online booking form. Remeber to select the correct show date and amount of tickets! (you can change the date selected by scrolling to the bottom of the form and simply clicking on the show you wish to see!)

How to Book/buy on the phone: (details coming soon)

How to book/buy in person:
You can buy tickets in person at The Fringe Festival van, Located at federation square nearest to the Flinders st side of Fed Square (just behind the visitor center on your way to ACMI (its a little white caravan thing almost on the footpath))

Please note to REMEMBER the booking number you are given, as is it THAT number that you use to get your tickets at the door!

See you all at the show!

PS: As parking at the theatre can be time consuming, please allow approximately 30 minutes for parking and ticket collection. Thanks!

I fucking hate red tape, totally fucking over it. stupid copyright bullshit

This production is killing about 27 people right now, and I'm just lucky enough to be one of them, in 6 weeks it will be over.

6 weeks, only 6 weeks, how many of us will see the end of this steadily increasing musical hell, is really the question here?

did I mention we haven't actually bumped in yet,

so thats 6 and a half weeks til bump out.

Its the last week day of my holiday, I've successfully sucked at doing much useful this holiday, and well it all started on Monday when something in my brain broke and opened up some flood gates. I'm doing better :) but I was worried I wouldn't get myself out of the gutter, if it happens again in the next fortnight I go and do something about it, lots and lots of issues I never really dealt with emerged with them. Not little paranoid or ego issues, more serious stuff.

None more of that, today is my 23rd birthday, I stayed home, did dishes, got messages from my parents and Malcolm and Brads mum. Got pressies from Brad Perfume and a new 4g flash drive, and pressies from mum :) and 2 hours after I started posting this Amelda came home with a mud cake topped with lollies and a brats candle :P which I thought was kind of fitting for me (birthdays = my spoilt brat day :P )

But yes other than that not many others really remembered, no message's from some of my long time friends, guess I didn't really expect them anyway. Such as life really, but yeah much of the day spent chilling out, thinking of possibly heading out tommorrow night, was thinking of a small gathering several weeks ago,but I'm kind of cool about not having one, I'm finding it harder and harder to entertain people, but yeah still not sure if I'm even up for heading out. I want B at my side when I go out, but he's really not into goth club's so I feel bad about that, granted I don't know if its my thing these days, still that attachment to dressing up and the music and part of the social ness from my early adult hood days. He came out last time I went out, yes the last guy you saw me pashing at a club was my long time boy, and I mean very long time. I'm a one man woman, I'm happy about that, and I don't foresee that changing any time soon

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
If I had a car it would probably be bottles of water and some kind of map device

2. When was the last time you threw up?
I think it was at a Rave

3. What's your favorite curse word?
CUNT!

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Brad, the real estate agent and Manda

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
hoping my alarm wouldn't go off whilst I was in dreamland

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
probably having a ciggy

7. If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
I'm not sure I would, you don't really know where half of them have been these days

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No but I was behind one the other night, and I am playing leisure suit larry at the moment

9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
I just need about 3 minutes

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Coffee fudge with chocolate chip

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Pineapple and Mango mineral water

12. What are you wearing right now?
Black dress over 3 quater tightd and top with socks.

13. What was the last thing you ate?
stir fry satay chicken with udon noodles

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Oh go yes I have (I'm a shopoholic)

15. Have you ever seen Snakes on a Plane?
Yes, and it was as sad as I expected

16. What's the last sporting event you watched?
So you think you can dance

18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
I think it was Maddy

19. Ever go camping?
I did at a bush doof and I might be camping out this weekend, but generally I'm not really much for creepy crawlies and sun

20. Were you ever an honor roll student in school?
Nope, I think people thought I was, I just ask lots of questions and use my noggen for logic, intelegance is another story all together

21. Do you like sushi?
Yes we had heaps of it the other night.

22. Do you have a tan?
No and if I ever wanted one it would come out of a bottle, I give my cancer to my insides not my outsides

23. What's your favorite guilty pleasure movie?
Donnie Darko

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
usually only when its a take away drink or a bar drink

25. What did your last text say?
I dont rmember

26. Are you someone's best friend?
I have a few

27. What color is your bedspread?
I have 2 one is black and grey with reverse coloured flowers, the other is all pretty and blue, burgandy and pink.

28. Where is your mom right now?
she's probably either at home sleeping or on her holiday sleeping

29. What's your favorite weather?
Autunm closely followed by Spring

30. What color is your watch?
I dont have one but my phone is transparent

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Uncertainty and home

32. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
One day I plan on searching the world for many

33. What is your birthstone?
Ruby or diomond I think

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
I dont drive, but I do the KFC walk thru regularly

35. What is your favorite number(s)?
3

36. Do you have a dog?
No not big on dogs

37. Do you hate your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
No I consider him a good friend

38. When is the last time you took a nap?
on the weekend for like 4 hours

39. Do you only drink bottled water?
no, but I rarely drink water

40. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend mad?
umm yes constantly

41. Who was on your mind most today?
The tranny with no undies on that was doing his arobics out the front of his house with nothing to cover the fact he had no undies on whgo lives on my bus route. .....and it seems to me you live your life like a dangle in the wind

42. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
well probably but it broke even too

43. What does your first memory of your sister/brother involve?
Ambulances

44. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Tafe

45. Last phone call?
Manda

46. Are you allergic to anything?
not sure

47. Favorite pair of shoes?
My Dunnies

48. What is one thing you've learned about life recently?
Stop, wait, and if you can't control it ride it out

49. Are you jealous of anyone?
not at the moment

50. Is anyone jealous of you?
I do have a hot boyfriend

51. Do You Own an iPod?
I did, and it died

52. Do any of your friends have children?
a very minor few, most of own cats and stuffed animals.

53. Can you name all 7 dwarves?
no

54. What do you do at work?
I smile and serve people greasy stuff

55. Do you hate anyone right now.
its highly likely

56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
its likely

57. Least favorite food?
hash browns

58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
23

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
whats that?

60. How did you get one of your scars?
I was reprimanding my gorgeous cat from shredding the paper curtains in our house and he tore half the skin whilst getting his claw stuck in the tip of my nose. it looked messy, but only shows up if I just use loose powder foundation

Yeah thats a scary thought in itself, its the age I needed to catch up to 5 years ago, scarily enough majority of my dating history has seen me dating guys when they were either 22 or very close to it, random statistic, I find interesting.
I was really excited about this year, last year. I'm going to attempt not to place any pre judgement on the remainder of this year or next year, as long as I get out of bed cramm as much about the media and theatre world it will all be ok.
I missed been a student once, now I dont. I missed homework 2 years ago, I dont miss it now, tafe is really unmotivating at the moment, but the prospect of a permanant customer service or hospitality job is unnerving to me. Sure I'm good at it, I even love my job most weeks,but staying there for the next 5 years isn't one of my plans, so yeah I'll finish tafe at the end of next year 2 diplomas up my sleeve, this year is a time filler, but its still something I wanted to study and its been extremely handy, I am passionate about getting into the radio industry one day, but I want querky stories to tell, I think I've used all my interesting stories up, its like my life has been frozen in time. My best story of the year is my kitten.

I was lucky or even unlucky enough to be the second owner of a cat (keys) who gave birth to 6 kittens, in October last year. I was alerted to their presence from the screaming set of lungs one of the newborns had, that was in the morning when there were only 4, I came home to 6. Its really special watching animals grow from that first moment, they were fascinating and such terrors all at once. One of the there was 3 males 1 black fluffy(Vlad), 2 short hair gingers(Tango(r.i.p.)& Spike, and 3 girls 2 torty fluffys(Zara and Gaz) and one short hair grey(Hitomi).(all named by there owners)I rally did want a black kitty, but he didn't want me, however the loudest whingyest of the lot was the cream and ginger one, we'd said OMG theres no way wer'e keeping him, lo and behold he attached himself to me and still 10 months later Spike still whales his way down my hallway.
And he rocks my world, I've still got Keys too and they both adore each other. He is my child for the moment, relatively cheap to feed, no dirty nappies or painful labour for me, it brilliant. He got desexed on Thursday so I've been spoiling him by letting him sleep on the bed with me and B, it was the first time we've allowed him to sleep with us, and he still thinks he owns me and tries to push Brad off the bed.

but yeah he is cool, and I'm gonna go to bed.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Crysofdark

have a go, I'd be interested to see your responces

Hi I'm back :P its been a while, 2 months exactly.............
In that 2 months I have moved house and started a theatre course..... its exciting stuff, I havent had to pay rent yet, so that could be fun :( the ever so lovely government doesn't seem to think they should pay me yet so at the moment. They even told me I should quit my job, and I'm glad that i haven't.
Well yeah living away from folks life is brilliant, i eat better food (healthy too) I dont spend 200 minutes travelling every day, I dont feel like its all my fault my parents have issues or guilty for attempting ignorance because its fucking depressing hearing about how much the old man blows every week or how many porn sites he's visited, or how she's way toooo fat and how he wants her to lose weight or from my brother or about my brother. I love my family don't get me wrong, but now that I'm absent from them I'm in the cold hard world but without the baggage, the travel and the arctic to go back to.

In other news I'm fat again :( Oh dear! now that my life is a little more everyday and I have to walk everywhere that may change.........and i love my ciggys dearly but i want to be fit so I'm cutting back and then maybe down in strength my eventual ambition will be to only have 3 2ml a day.

yeah so its all happening,

oh and a BIG PARTY ON THE 11th OF MACRH, more details forwarded shortly for all interested however its probably an ma15+ party with all the extra warnings, the best thing is I have to get up and go to school the next day but dont fear it is a Saturday night kids so you can laugh at me as I head off in the morning.

Hey I am alive! throw me roses! ummm yeah

I got an early offer for my course :D:D:D No more anti piercing, anti hair dye, or smell of.........Mcdeath as of februaury, well atleast not most of the week.
so yeah thats awsome, now the scary packing my bags and leaving home thing is approaching, I have no money, work wont give me any moneuy because I'm not 15 and that means I'm expensive labour, my parents have no money.
I was thinkiong of getting a loan from an aunty, but yeah that might not happen since I didnt go to a family party because I'd made other arrangements before I was told, I am not a child so my grandmother should be able to deal with the fact, that i also have a life, just because every time she see's me I have a new hole in my face and my father (her worrying son) isnt a shining example, I feel bad at the same time, I seriously didnt know I was invied and I didnt think it would mattert too much, besides by the time I filtered through the lair of filth otherwise known as my bedroom and got my bum out the door to go out, (which happened to be 5 doors away from where I was going and I had no idea that it was there) it was 9.30, and the gig I wanted to see was starting..........so when i was told I was in trouble for going, oh fuck was the first thing that came to mind, could I have blown my chances of getting money, possibly.......things are better in my world since last post but I'm horribly self destructive too, stuff and more stuff gotta stop taking things so personally
I think its been the slowest year yet
though this is very cool

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I broke sbuh's X-Box (-12 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, caenynne (-5000 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I bought porn for lioness_z (-10 points). Last Wednesday I put money in orcasha's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5014 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, Crysofdark

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I'm spent, I have to dig a hole to get into my bed, now that is disgusting of me, damm earthcore mess that hasn't left me yet, why cant it put itself away :(

I'm a human again, and about time too........turns out that the eastrogeon was the fuck up key, ir atleast its highly suspected.......
My labido is once again soaring (*meow* and purrrr!)
i already feel like the manic me I was before............

and the short film was monsterously tedious and almost sucked the life right out of me(I felt like a zombie working and using most of my free time shooting, it was a 4 week ordeal that had me on some very dangerous edges), its finally over, its taught me to never work with close friends again, especially when they are naturally scattery and fun......I didnt want to risk a friendship over it, but it felt a tad unorganised with a total cast and crew of 3 and 6 scenes to shoot.
I was the only person who just had to act the other 2 were directing and co directing. it had me feeling as though I shouldn't have volunteered for the task, but with tears and much needed comfort from Brad, I made it to the last shoot......it dragged on and I feel many excuses were made, but then again it was stressful on all, and all in all the timing was terrible.

But yeah I'm spent already

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and in other Drama the dramatic arts kind, a couple of weeks ago I was helping some friends with a last minute we couldnt get a show and some other kats pulled out ooh slot open show, it was fun and thrown together randomly.......but it led into me helping friends out play a lead role in a short film :D I get to play an insecure arts student who smokes lots, drinks lots and takes copius amounts of anti depressents........now i must say whilst playing the role is so damm easy. I'm not truly alike to my character, I dont drink or take antidepressants, but the confused bit works well.

Its been busy and fun..........I'm calling fo anyone interested in extra parts to play gallery go'ers and black market dwellers its monday and tuesday next week, any interested should comment, I'm still not %100 sure whats going on but yeah you may shelp us lots.

Oh and I still work

and I stil love Brad

I'm still here........in my bizzarre little bubble world, that really hasn't changed since my last entry.
The difference is I wont be out for a while, and if you see me it will be at random :) I'm saving my moneys to escape the parentals and venture into the big bad world of solo living, I may even live nutriciously that way :o also saving for earthcore.....I'm trying to keep my brain sober until then, alcohol sits wierd to, I have to ride a natural highness of the wierd for a bit.........with a couple of exceptions, perhaps :D!
I'm setting my hopes high on getting back into a tafe course next year, its a bit of light at the end of the tunnel I guess I miss the knowing your going to get something out of something. I hated highschool, but it was a hell of a lot more interesting than working, this time I will go in knowing that people can be stupid, trust them only to the extent that you need their trust I dont like fucking with anyone so if anyone wants to fuck with me, I'll get mad but yeah I'm not 17 anymore I'm in my 20s, reality is fucked,putting my heart on the line for something I want is foolish but its seeing me through the spare time.
My job now is at suckity suck level, still it secure and its a bit content too, I dont risk having to uproot start working with a new line of hours and only a percentage of the people I work with now are morons I might end up getting a whole bunch at a new job and then in a semi new industry that will only appear fluffy and new for a couple of weeks.......I dont want to be working, but yeah who does, I dont like the retail industry its draining and doesn't seem to have any comfortable growing prospects. but for now I'm playing ride the wave.........
I havent destroyed my morals just yet, and I wont either
I'm ranting, I'm also in a strange mood
and by reading that in conjunction with my previous entries you see that nothing has changed

if you attached a long peice of chalk to my arse and let me loose on a road you'd see pretty little spirals! atleast thats how I feel.......

I'm exhausted and its only been 3 days of work so far......but most of all I'm so very bored! I really do have trouble talking to random people,(and am having trouble talking non colleagues as a result) and I really do have trouble being repetetive.
Family stuffs still in the shitter too, its tricky, because are so easy, but the emotional burden they can come with at times.
and my finances kind of suck. I'm working to keep myself entertained, however I'm lacking both the money and the entertainment. Why is tax return not designed for arrogant and impatient people.!.!.! Its so close to finished SO CLOSE and then a 7 week wait woooot!! just 3 little boxes left to fill in.

I still have ambitions
Move out
New Temporary, travel friendly job (that quite possibly doesnt involve removing piercings or a list of things or places I hate)
Get into the course of my dreams that I put off applying for, because of varying reasons.
oh yeah and maybe a car and a liscence.

but in light of how disgustingly crappy and overwhelemed I actually feel.......Brad still gives me something to look forward to. I absolutely adore him. its a squishy kind of thing really, what can I say the guy just rocks my world.....and this weekend is the official 1 year:D I'm a one year virgin, it means something to me, there will be chocolate and taccos or yumcha. :D

I'm bored and horny, but no! grrrrr and then some :( *hmmph* its just not fair! why?!?!!

because masturbation is loveless and I have only so much battery power left. I'm spoilt pretty rotten in the sexual entertainment department.........but my man is not in my bed!
If your reading this oh master of sexyness, understand that MY KNOB HURTS!!! and that you are commanded to report to my bed right now!!!

and I'm sorry, but I just really want hugs and squishes from you! and really wanted you to be here now, and I got all excited even though you didnt actually confirm anything :(
.......and yeah I know you wont really read any of this :( so I'll just be drunk tommorrow then I'll forget :)

but still thats not NOW!

and I have black hair again, its so much easier!

Oh yeah and I'm going to Eartchore! ;)

Hi........Ive decided that my hair looks crap :) yep red just isnt me now, maybe bright red but not Supa-fade naturally red stuff.......666 was tempting at the time but baby it just wasnt my colour.
I gathered info on this from other peoples too, many agree that black is much better.....so its back to black soon, and I may even add a chunky fluro streik of sorts whilst its lighter.

Last time most of you saw me, I had given into temptation and yes I was chasing rabbits down the rabbit holes, all post to being very .......lets say.......Drunk! hence my stomcah spent 2 hours hating me before I actually was able to leave and manage the train ride home........

Its hard to say whether I could classify it as good or bad, but the outcomes were a whole lot of angst, and listening to heaps of Manson.........This I will not go on to explain, but its important to me.
The outcome is I'll never be quite the same again, I may be close but deep down inside I'm that once 15 year old going 30 now 20 year old going on 15.

In light of it all I couldnt have wanted anything else from the night, and It was brilliant seeing lots of peoples.....and I'm sorry if I was a bitter little cow to anyone......This is to cover my arse if anyone thought I was being nasty.......I wasnt trying to be nasty, I was just trying to be honest but I hope I didnt push too far, so sorry bout that :(

Oh yeah I'm off chasing more rabbits on the weekend........YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! My brains gonna start leaking soon I know it
.but I've been battling a dumbarse lurgy for the whole weekend and today and I have to deal with oil, and people tommorrow,...........I may even be making.............Cheese burgers :D:D:D (I finally made some burgers)

is in limbo........eeks, my poor little brain :O I'll still be out, its highlighted and set and I hate backing down on promises, but something else also interesting, ponderous and adventurous has decided to put a little rabbit hole in my diary. A whole lot of sleeping on Monday will probably be necessary, so I can actually communicate for work on Tuesday :( dammit, I really should have taken Tuesday off!

work is more like a cigerette burn that was there before the rabbit hole, .....*scratches head and sighs*

will I tumble through it........or just crawl slightly, enabling me to handle what could become an awkward not my family, family situation.......
I want I want I want..........so hmmm Sunday is an expect anything from me night.......and that goes for myself too

've done something new! well not really a new habbit, but I've made a minor change to me.......:P but I have this thing for surprises and ofcourse, its something that everyone will have to wait until Sunday to find out.........its really not a big change but to me it is. You can find out first at either Golgotha or Oblivian, I'm hoping to get along to both

Yea and I now can say I really dislike my job, I've done my year quota thing huzzah :D.......but really I'm pissed off, and call it really impatient if you will, I see no insentive other than pay to actually continue with my working there, greasy oils = pimples, big disgusting mountains of disgustingness and doom.......it also = uniforms (I hate them with a passion always have and always will) removing all piercings before shift (I like them too much to take them out permantly) and painfully re inserting them after shifts. + approx 200 minutes of travel time per shift, $12 travel per day, and sanity ciggys 6-12.

Today I had a day off,rostered, but they wanted me to work.......and then I got out of bed and attempted to get ready, but ended up crying like 5 year old..........yes like a 5 year old, I called up and told them not going to happen.......so in my mind its come to tears meaning its only a matter of time.......
I dont like this whole working for corporate giant thing one bit :( I want to do art! atleast it does my head in with different effects........I hate feeling apart of what seems to be a wave of faster decaying matter.
I'm depressed about it, I'm angry about it, but I dont think I'm anywhere near powerless to rectify it, so look out world I might be searching for the pebbles and the rocks to skid across the water, but the ripples they'll make, ofcourse I'll start with throwing the pebbles but I'll graduate to the rocks

.....well atleast not powerless yet.........I think

thats a heart beat..........in my own little way, the girl.........she lives, she is fine, she is me, the one the only............

what havent I been doing ;) ok well actually I was all with the placid and hermit til about 2 weeks ago, having a winter spice me up and pump my body full of chemicals phase.........and theres one more night of such my presence to come, :D.......plan to see me with 3 drinks at once in dillema of why none may be empty and then annoyed because suddenly the bottom of the glass matches the colour of the floor..........this is to be a likely state for golgotha and oblivian........double crawls what more could I want :D

beammmmmm my up scotty.........laser beams that is and doomy doom doom.......

and yay for the sexillicous Brad who still remains my man..........:D:D:D* mushy mush and squish*

yeah that was just a movement post, perhaps I might post something that makes more sese next post

ciao! ;P

Saturday night: (Liver talks to Crystal)
liver: whoa whats going on here your actually giving me a work out, about bloody time.
Me: I know I'm scared too!
(few drinks later)
liver: keep it coming!
me: your the boss
(more drinks later)
liver: you see I've been sitting here stale and you've been rotting mr brain with all that other stuff, I'm swimming here, bring it on!
me: hmm but which drink to have next
(later still)
liver: *swimming in peace*
me: *off with the tipsy*
(calling it a night)
liver: Wipe out!
me: agreed
(next morning)
liver: I loath you, I truly loath you, dont do that again without warning
me: *groggy groggy*
(lunch time)
Stomache: oi brain, wake her up!
Brain: food missioning time!
me: arrrrgggg!@

.........this story continues with the need for giant greasy burger craving, not your maccas kind either the fish and chip kind. so been easter sunday, naturally nothing is open in the main part of Oakleigh, therefore the mission continues by train.......a house with no food and a bunch of sleeping guys prooved no use, however I have to say that train ride was worth all the nuisance of catching a train just for a craving that was the best damm hangover burger ever :)

In light had an awsome night out on Saturday night :D thank you to everyone that made it awsome too, supplying me boozies and being there :) it was a quiet one but still a very pleasant little evening indeed!
Squishes!
and I'm now 20! well as of Monday I was........no more teen tag on the end of anything, still I guess I now get the twenty tag infrot of everything for the next 10 years..........and I'm not bored of it yet :D
its a 10 year sentence if I like it or not, so I better get used to it I guess.
meh
random babbling
out!